{"id":1223,"date":"2018-06-11T08:00:14","date_gmt":"2018-06-11T08:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.christensensplantcenter.com\/news\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2020-06-02T18:59:45","modified_gmt":"2020-06-02T18:59:45","slug":"stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.christensensplantcenter.com\/news\/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop me if you\u2019ve heard this one"},"content":{"rendered":"

You might be surprised to hear that I have a night job as a stand-up comedian. I think I am really good at it since every time I\u2019m up on stage, I always get a big reaction! Let me give you an example of one of my jokes: Two bags of polymeric sand walk onto a patio, and belly up to the installer. They each ask for a glass of water, but the installer looks at them and says \u201cI can\u2019t serve the two of you; you both look all washed out and in a haze!\u201d<\/p>\n

Okay, so if you are laughing at that, your sense of humor is in far worse shape than mine. If you’re not laughing, then you know all too well that polymeric sand is really no joking topic.<\/p>\n

Putting in jointing sand is typically the final stage of the project. We all know how easy it is to install – and sometimes to fail at. With all the new and improved polymeric sands flooding the market, how many have you tried? If you\u2019ve answered none, then you are not alone. You have found the one product that works for you and have had success with. It\u2019s hard to change the final step right before getting the final payment. However, many of these new products will outperform the \u201cold\u201d sands and save you time in the process. The key element is the watering procedure.<\/p>\n

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The most time-consuming step is that watering process. Many of the old products tell you to lightly mist a small area 2-3 times. That\u2019s several opportunities for a mistake to happen. You have to also take into consideration the temperature, humidity, even if it is sunny or cloudy. Most of the new sands only require only a single watering application.<\/strong> Depending on the manufacturer, this could be due to polymer weight or reduction of dust particles. Now you have a few less chances to have an error. Make sure you apply enough water to fully saturate the joint, otherwise the joint will wash out at some point. I tell contractors to use the \u201cshower\u201d mode on the hose, and rinse off the bricks. The rest of the installation process is the same, but please read the instructions thoroughly. Even though the process may be similar, there could be slight differences between the manufacturers that could have consequences if not followed. Don\u2019t be \u201cthat guy\u201d that reads the directions after your IKEA cabinet is built upside down and inside out!<\/p>\n

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If you have a question about a process or a product, please call or stop in. If we don\u2019t know the answers, we know the people that do. Let us help you solve whatever problems come your way over a cup of coffee, and maybe some really bad humor… I guess I won’t be quitting my day job any time soon.<\/p>\n

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You might be surprised to hear that I have a night job as a stand-up comedian. I think I am really good at it since every time I\u2019m up on stage, I always get a big reaction! Let me give you an example of one of my jokes: Two bags of polymeric sand walk onto […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1242,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","tve_updated_post":"

You might be surprised to hear that I have a night job as a stand-up comedian. I think I am really good at it since every time I\u2019m up on stage, I always get a big reaction! Let me give you an example of one of my jokes: Two bags of polymeric sand walk onto a patio, and belly up to the installer. They each ask for a glass of water, but the installer looks at them and says \u201cI can\u2019t serve the two of you; you both look all washed out and in a haze!\u201d<\/p><\/div>

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